Every year at this time, stories go around about zoos letting you name a cockroach after your ex.
See this? Nebraska Humane Society is celebrating Valentine’s Day by allowing their cats to go to the bathroom on your ex-partner. They posted; Have an ex you want to get back at? Here’s your chance to take your petty grudge and turn it into a wholesome donation for animals in need. For a $15 donation, we’ll write the name of your ex on one of our litter boxes and our cats will proceed to, y’know, do their business accordingly.”